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pens-ml-polls · 7 months ago
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sergeifyodorov · 10 months ago
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my serious-unserious prediction (aka if it comes true i was deadly serious the whole time but if it doesn't haha i'm doing a little jokey joke) is that the flyers are going to make the playoffs this year. will they be good? no lol. will they *make the playoffs*? yes.
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akumanoken · 1 year ago
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If the handmaiden were there to hear the announcement, everything that happened would make perfect fucking sense.
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piers-official · 2 years ago
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we are the clobbopusses. all of them. we drowned that guy
Right-o.
Wasn't expectin' t'be an accessory to murder today.
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nudityandnerdery · 3 days ago
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teaboot · 2 months ago
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I love that I share my house with one of the most efficient apex predators millions of years of evolution could produce. I love that two of nature’s most prolific machines met and were like “hmmm. We should lay around and do nothing together”. Now we’re both fat and happy and full of meat. The hedonism of it all
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schrodingersbobbynash · 4 months ago
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id: a tweet from pop tingz. "max announces the release of the 'luigi mangione: the ceo killer' documentary on february 17th."
hey! just a reminder this alleged "ceo killer" hasn't been convicted of anything, hasn't even gone to trial, was taken into custody without being dna tested or fingerprinted (what fingerprints they did find near the scene were entirely circumstantial), didn't have any contact with legal rep before his extradition hearing, and wasn't identified as a facial match by the fbi's top notch ai software. just don't watch this doc, it's bound to be full of bullshit just like tmz.
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shamebats · 5 months ago
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Join me on my journey to finally unbalance my hormones, toxify my body, boost my inflammation, maximize my cortisol and absolutely destroy my gut health.
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emolgana · 3 months ago
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drumlincountry · 3 months ago
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Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍
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fireheartwraith · 7 months ago
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wishfulsketching · 6 months ago
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Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me
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Someone save Sevika, she is in hell
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monstermonger · 1 month ago
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~3 months traveling in my wife’s home-country -> 100 journal pages
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captainobviois · 3 months ago
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Training my parents to be funnier
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pangur-and-grim · 4 months ago
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also I got a tattoo partially re-coloured today and they bandaged me in veterinary wrap like I'm a sick horse
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